You beginners can avoid this drama if you take a lesson from the GodFather

My First Pair of Inline Skates.

On the Second Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates My True Love gave to me.

On the Third Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates My Dear Love gave to me.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates My Lover gave to me.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates My Best Friend gave to me.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Six Close Calls
Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates My Good Friend gave to me.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Seven Blisters Bleeding
Six Close Calls
Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates Some Person gave to me.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Eight Surgeons Stitching
Seven Blisters Bleeding
Six Close Calls
Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates Some Stranger gave to me.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Nine Skaters Skitching
Eight Surgeons Stitching
Seven Blisters Bleeding
Six Close Calls
Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates That Jerko gave to me.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Ten Buses Bitching
Nine Skaters Skitching
Eight Surgeons Stitching
Seven Blisters Bleeding
Six Close Calls
Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates A Sadist gave to me.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Eleven Ribs-a-Breaking
Ten Buses Bitching
Nine Skaters Skitching
Eight Surgeons Stitching
Seven Blisters Bleeding
Six Close Calls
Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates a Dead Man gave to me.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

Twelve Days in Traction   (due to)
Eleven Ribs-a-Breaking   (caused by)
Ten Buses Bitching   (at the)
Nine Skaters Skitching   (while the)
Eight Surgeons Stitching   (up the)
Seven Blisters Bleeding   (from the)
Six Close Calls   (and the)
Five ... Whatever They Were !
Four Broken Wheels
Three Cracked Teeth
Two Bloody Knees
On the Pair of Skates My True Love gave to me !!!

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