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The Twelve Days of a New Skaters Christmas

On a chilly Friday Night Skate in December of 1994, a group of skaters sat down at Helen Wills ("Hell On Wheels") Playground and started making up some great replacement verses for the song, "The 12 Days of Christmas".  It really put the song in skater perspective and was very funny.

You beginners can avoid this drama if you take a lesson from the GodFather

 

On the First Day of Christmas my True Love gave to me

    My First Pair of Inline Skates.

On the Second Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates My True Love gave to me.

On the Third Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates My Dear Love gave to me.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates My Lover gave to me.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates My Best Friend gave to me.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Six Close Calls
    Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates My Good Friend gave to me.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Seven Blisters Bleeding
    Six Close Calls
    Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates Some Person gave to me.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Eight Surgeons Stitching
    Seven Blisters Bleeding
    Six Close Calls
    Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates Some Stranger gave to me.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Nine Skaters Skitching
    Eight Surgeons Stitching
    Seven Blisters Bleeding
    Six Close Calls
    Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates That Jerko gave to me.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Ten Buses Bitching
    Nine Skaters Skitching
    Eight Surgeons Stitching
    Seven Blisters Bleeding
    Six Close Calls
    Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates A Sadist gave to me.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Eleven Ribs-a-Breaking
    Ten Buses Bitching
    Nine Skaters Skitching
    Eight Surgeons Stitching
    Seven Blisters Bleeding
    Six Close Calls
    Five ... I hit my head, I can't remember !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates a Dead Man gave to me.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my New Skates gave to me

    Twelve Days in Traction   (due to)
    Eleven Ribs-a-Breaking   (caused by)
    Ten Buses Bitching   (at the)
    Nine Skaters Skitching   (while the)
    Eight Surgeons Stitching   (up the)
    Seven Blisters Bleeding   (from the)
    Six Close Calls   (and the)
    Five ... Whatever They Were !
    Four Broken Wheels
    Three Cracked Teeth
    Two Bloody Knees
    On the Pair of Skates My True Love gave to me !!!

    AVOID THE DRAMA - TAKE A LESSON

(c) 1994, 1995 - Golden Gate Park Skaters / Midnight Rollers


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David Miles, The "Godfather of Skating"
phone 415-752-1967
e-mail Sk8GodFather@cora.org

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